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The New Adventures of Nancy Drew [A Parody by Stacy Mineart]

Part One:

I get up when I want....

Part Two:

Beware the Mall!

Part Three:

Being Locked in a Trunk Ain't Half Bad.

Part Four:

Who Was That Be-Monocled . .. ...?

What the hell is Nancy looking at?

The Real Nancy Drew

For those of you who are purists, a listing of all the original books.

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Nancy Drew character property of Simon and Schuster. All other characters property of Stacy Mineart. Copyright 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001.

PART Three: Being Locked in a Trunk Ain't Half Bad

Of course, being the budding sleuth that she was, Nancy coped remarkably well with her confinement. When the car finally slowed to a halt the speed bumps were no longer a problem, and she found the carpet's polyvinyl blend surprisingly comfortable for a synthetic fabric. When several days had passed, it occurred to Nancy that she wasn't to be released from the trunk.

"So that's their game," she thought. "They've left me for dead in this god-forsaken compact car!" Still she was undaunted. Not that she was confident about her situation, you understand, but more because she was unsure how to go about being daunted in the first place.

But she hadn't attended Madame Pierre's Finishing School for nothing. There she had learned all the skills a young lady of means might require, from ordering caviar in eight different languages, to arranging the seating of a 24 person banquet so that all guests are seated on the hostess's best side, to (yep, you guessed it) dealing with any possible abduction attempts.

With these skills in hand, she set about ensuring her survival in the trunk of the car. With her extensive knowledge of Feng Shui, she arranged the contents of the trunk for the best possible flow of Qi. She found that rusty sections of the trunk lid provided a perfect surface for keeping her nails attractively filed and buffed.

She concocted a nourishing stew from the leather of her shoes, with fiber from the mystery envelopes and iron supplements scraped from rusty patches. With occasional slices of fraggle thrown in for variety, she found that a few tablespoons of this brew sustained her for weeks, while maintaining her hourglass figure.

Next, using her exquisite fashion sense she extrapolated what Versace's fall line might be like and with the stitching of Bobo Fraggle's face she altered her clothing accordingly. Using her G-string and shoe soles to fasion a pair of lavender espadrilles, The vivacious detective made a fetching picture.

Between these tasks Nancy was left to pontificate upon her situation. Who was that mysterious Bunny-in-a=masked. .. . ..? Was her abduction somehow related to the mysterious missing traction in her home? What was to be done with her deceitful beau? Would her red slingbacked stilletto heeled pumps still be on sale when she got out? Would they even be in style?

After five minutes, her capacity for pondering reached its threshold, and she turned to the task of entertaining herself. She began by singing the theme to Dukes of Hazard, but try as she might, she could never remember what came after 'beats all you ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born'. So she turned to row, row, row your boat instead.

And in that fashion, Nancy passed the next several months. Then one day, she was awakened by a scratching against the car. In the next instant her vision was flooded with beams of sunlight and wafting lavender flowers...

Is Nancy being rescued? Is she dreaming? Did she take the brown acid?

Stay tuned; only time will tell.

On to Part Four of Our Story!
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Sweeping all the dirt under the rug
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What they do behind closed doors
hiding all the things that you've been waiting for

Clandestine people you're so surreptitious
Clandestine people you're so very suspicious

All your vicious sneaking around
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Someday soon you'll make a small slip
And be forced out in the open 'spite of all your trips

Where are all your secrets right now
Curiously tucked beneath your furtive brow
What is it you're trying to hide
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Sunday, January 19, 2003

Stuff I accomplished this weekend (so far): organized, packed, labeled and put away all the Xmas decorations. Organized the spare bedrooms. Hung curtains and wall art in master bedroom. Had plumbing and electrical installed for my washer and dryer. Got quotes for other electrical work. Purchased washer and dryer, and arranged for delivery Monday morning. Sorted out music collection. Rearranged office so computers are in the correct places. Went to stewart flea market and bought Nancy Drew books and old photos. Spent lots of time with Kathy. :-) So far, great weekend.
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sitting nine and nine by Egyptian tea

and Bristish Bagels,

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dusty Tydes...

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from this grea tStevieNicks site comes the story of the legendairy Rhiannon::

Stevie "Rhiannon" Nicks  one The One of Our all Timespace Favourite Goddesses...Goddess of the G~Millennieum!  See the Fire & Fleet & Candlelight sites for links with Buffy and Stevie...thanks a whole lotta lovin!'  

This page is dedicated to to the song Rhiannon, one of my very favorites! Stevie first heard the name Rhiannon in a book called Triad. The story is not about the goddess Rhiannon, although it does talk about the Mabinogion and the Story of Rhiannon the goddess. In fact the Rhiannon in Triad is an evil person! The main charactor is Branwen, she is welsh, and its her cousin who was named Rhiannon. They looked alot alike, Brawnen's mother had a twin sister that married her father's twin brother! Rhiannon died at the age of 13 and Branwen was 9. Rhiannon had been very cruel to Branwen, so one day during a game of hide and seek, Branwen finds Rhiannon hiding in a big freezer in the basement and laughing. On the floor is the dead kitten which had been given to Branwen, and Rhiannon killed, although none of the s believed Rhiannon was guilty. While Branwen goes outside to rebury the kitten, Rhiannon can't hold the lid up and is trapped. They are alone in the house and Branwen can't open the lid and must run for help, but Rhiannon dies inside the freezer. Branwen always felt guilty about her death. The story begins where Branwen and her husband buy a big old house on the cliffs of Lake Michigan after losing their baby to crib death and not wanted to return to the same apartment. Some say the house is haunted. She is alone alot as her husband travels alot. Three years go by and she still has not become pregnant again. She begins to hear voices, Rhiannon's voice! Things disappear and reappear in places she doesn't remember putting them. She begins having blackouts for days. She finally becomes pregnant, and towards the end of her pregnancy the voice of Rhiannon makes her run out to the cliffs where her husband finds her. She begins seeing a psychiatrist who asks her does she know the story of Rhiannon, as he is also welsh. This is where a brief description of the story of Rhiannon is mentioned in the book. He finds she has a split personality named Phoebe. She seems to be better, has the baby and all is well. Then the doctor disappears, and Rhiannon returns trying to take her over. She comes out of a struggle with Rhiannon in the babys room where her husband finds her. It ends with Branwen in a mental hospital, her husband and baby left the house and moved into an apartment. She wants to stay in the mental hospital where she know Rhiannon can not get to her husband and child. Branwen sends a note to the police that she thinks the doctor may be in the basement inside a water cisten of some kind. Rhiannon is getting stronger and comes out alot more and is trying to convince doctors she is getting better, so Branwen writes the whole story down to give to her husband to protect them.

"Isn't Rhiannon a beautiful name" Stevie says to Lindsey. And a beautifully haunting song was created, ever changing, ever evolving! Also written, the Three Birds Of Rhiannon, along with other songs, to become a movie about Rhiannon. Unfortunately, a movie and the other songs were never finished or released.


Rhiannon rings like a bell thru the night

And wouldn't you love to love her

She rules her life like a bird in flight

And who will be her lover..and who will be her lover

All your life you've never seen

A woman taken by the wind

Would you stay if she promised you heaven

Will you ever win..

She is like a cat in the dark

And then she is the darkness

She rules her life like a fine skylark

And when the sky is starless

All your life you've never seen

A woman taken by the wind

Would you stay if she promised you heaven

Will you ever win..

Dreams's a state of mind..

Words by Stevie Nicks

Some years after Rhiannon was written Stevie was sent, by a fan, the Mabinogion which surprised Stevie how much her song was like the story of Rhiannon. Rhiannon's story is one of love and magic. Rhiannon was a queen in the "Bright World" which is far above our own. She fell in love with a mysterious stranger and was bid to subdue up her powers and her world in order to marry ... one of theonly power she was left with was her power of insight, enabling her to see into the future. Rhiannon had three magical birds, one emerald green, one golden, and one snow white. The three birds could sing the dead to life and the living to sleep. The birds would only come in time of great need to help heal and end suffering.

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Stepford Child

She speaks when spoken to, she's a teacher's pet ... heck, she's got a photographic memory. Chips and cams and computer programs - that's what Cindy Smart is made of.

By Sonia Zjawinski

Even though she's just 5 years old, Cindy Smart speaks five languages. She's a good reader. She can tell time and do simple math, including multiplication and division.

She's not a prodigy. She's just good programming.

Cindy looks like an average doll - 18 inches of blond hair, baby-blue eyes, and a button nose. But loaded with a digital camera, microprocessor, and voice recognition software, Cindy is the first doll that can see, think, and do as she's told. That makes her both surprisingly precocious ... and a little creepy. When introduced by Toy Quest at conventions around the nation earlier this year, the doll spooked viewers as she read and counted out loud. "It was just startling," says Karla' Busche, a toy industry veteran. "If the Stepford Wives had babies, this is what they would be like." Busche, a buyer for the Home Shopping Network, signed up to sell 500 dolls on HSN this July, in advance of her debut on store shelves this fall with a $100 price tag.

Photo by Jamie ~nnes Chiang
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"Sell Mattel @ $20..."
The eagle-eyed Cindy follows in the path of other breakthrough toys like Chatty Cathy, whose pull-string statements shook up the doll market 40 years ago, or Sony's barking Aibo robot, which was the first to popularize voice command in the late '90s. Cindy takes Aibo's innovations one step beyond: She not only follows instructions but intuits shapes, colors, and words — and remembers. The effect is a doll that appears to be learning.

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